Introducing iWater. Clean. Simple. And most of all, wet. A wonderful built-in display. A secure Touch ID. Up to 15 magnificent colors and 5 unique sizes. Supercharged by the revolutionary Apple W1 chip. Pairs beautifully with Apple Cup. All for the fantastic price of... $999!
A parody of Apple's product pages: exaggerated, lots of big text, and of course overpriced! 🙃
