OwO Story Generator
This is another one of my random story generator thingies, except this one has some kaomoji-styled emotes to go along with them! There are a ton of different combinations that can occur, so every story will be different.
My personal favorite by far is "and then I saw a gun, and then I shot Minecraft (￣へ￣)"
C++ > C#
Here are some that it generated:
 but then my friend was mad at a jetpack (╥﹏╥)  but then everyone stanned a bean (O ͜ʖO)  but then my boyfriend grew a push pop (╥へ╥)  and my boyfriend sniffed a first-person shooter trading card game (UへU)  and my boyfriend stabbed an cat (︶へ︶)  and my boyfriend stanned the YouTube servers (￣Д￣)  and my friend terminated PogChamp (UДU)  but then I shot noodles (◕ ͜ʖ◕)