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Excuse Generator
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ElijahChen1

Very simple generator for excuses. Buggy but kind of funny
Every excuse has 4+ random words used

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hotnewtop
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Farshadow6277

Teacher : So where's your HW?
Student : Well you see...
Pulls out laptop
* Opens generator*
* Types a bit *
Student : It's just that, I didn't do my homework because you took it, &
flamethrowered it so until last year I didn't have it!
Teacher : .....
Student : .....
Teacher : Thanks for telling me, have a good day.

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BobTheTomatoPie
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WillHarmer
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[deleted]
while (true){ print(“Ha! “) }

@Farshadow6277

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Ryeo11
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AJAYKURIAN

@Farshadow6277 My teacher be like: (⊙o⊙)

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ronitjunicode
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AshCodz
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ZahLynx

I should use this next time I forget my homework XD. This is great man good job!

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BenjaminFaber

I DIDN'T DO MY BURN THE TELLETUBBIES BECAUSE MY BROTHER GRABBED IT AND BOMBED IT SO UNTIL LAST YEAR I DIDN'T HAVE IT

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AtriDey
MY SOUL POPPED OUT OF EXISTENCE BECAUSE SUPERMAN STOLE IT THIS EVENING

Sure, yes, exactly.

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YeetMstr

MY LAPTOP TURNED TO ASHES BECAUSE MY FREIND SNAGGED IT LAST YEAR
My friend has fire fingers!
I FORGOT MY OBJECT BECAUSE I WAS KILLED IN MELEE COMBAT AND YOU BOMBED IT.
How am I making this excuse...?

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sestski

Forgot lunch today so I was going to try to use this to tell my wife but now I don't think its a good idea.

I FORGOT MY LUNCH BECAUSE I WAS MIND WIPED AND SUPERMAN EXPLODED IT.

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DexieTheSheep

I forgot physics because I was fighting Zeus and my brother impaled it. How do you impale physics? lol

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BurntNoodles

MY VIRGINITY TURNED TO ASHES BECAUSE SUPERMAN STOLE IT LAST HOUR

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TheRightJelly

My teacher did not buy it. Thanks for the help anyways

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YeetMstr

I FORGOT MY TASK TO GET A LIFE BECAUSE I WAS ELECTROCUTED AND MY FREIND EXPLODED IT.

sorry. for spam but this is so funny!

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YeetMstr

MY LIFE IMPLODED BECAUSE MY BROTHER STOLE IT LAST YEAR

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DaDestroyerMK85

Cool. It is hilarious

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WillHarmer

Amazing!

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DeBeast591

cool

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merrillUwU

MY ONE STONK IMPLODED BECAUSE YOU GRABBED IT THIS EVENING
wot...My StOnKs

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FriendlyGooseMan

I FORGOT MY HOMEWORK BECAUSE I WAS ON MARS AND MY BROTHER FLAMETHROWERED IT.

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01065

@LukeShomper "FLAMETHROWERED" it because it was under the rocket XD

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JeremyIrwin

MY MONEY FLEW INTO SPACE BECAUSE MY BROTHER SEIZED IT THIS EVENING

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YeetMstr

@JeremyIrwin Rocket man!

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Mendelevium

This is really cool!
I love how it is completely random!!

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NekoGod

Perfect

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chocolate123

This is hilarious

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ch1ck3n

I DIDN'T DO MY DISHES BECAUSE MY BROTHER STOLE IT AND IMPALED IT SO UNTIL LAST HOUR I DIDN'T HAVE IT

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Ryeo11

Teacher : why are you late
me : i forgot to go there because i got brainwashed then popped out of existence by an alien that burnt itself then i stole it belongings then burned them and thennnnnn came here
Teacher : ok im not going to mark you down as late

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RileyGrooms1

MY IDIOT EXPLODED BECAUSE SUPERMAN SNAGGED IT YESTERDAY

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buffhorse

pretty cool, chuckled a bit

also forgot to cook dinner because i was killed in melee combat

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[deleted]

i forgot my cheese because i was brainwashed and an alien burnt it

not my cheese

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ChezTacoz

Teacher: How dare you not do your homework!
Me: I'm sorry but I didn't do my math handout because a zombie seized it and burnt it so until last hour I didn't have it!

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[deleted]

lol

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stacksonstack

Very cool!

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FrancisPan

LOL!!!

I FORGOT MY MATH BECAUSE I WAS FIGHTING ZEUS AND MY FRIEND IMPALED IT.