Excuse Generator
Very simple generator for excuses. Buggy but kind of funny
Every excuse has 4+ random words used
I should use this next time I forget my homework XD. This is great man good job!
I DIDN'T DO MY BURN THE TELLETUBBIES BECAUSE MY BROTHER GRABBED IT AND BOMBED IT SO UNTIL LAST YEAR I DIDN'T HAVE IT
MY SOUL POPPED OUT OF EXISTENCE BECAUSE SUPERMAN STOLE IT THIS EVENING
Sure, yes, exactly.
MY LAPTOP TURNED TO ASHES BECAUSE MY FREIND SNAGGED IT LAST YEAR
My friend has fire fingers!
I FORGOT MY OBJECT BECAUSE I WAS KILLED IN MELEE COMBAT AND YOU BOMBED IT.
How am I making this excuse...?
Forgot lunch today so I was going to try to use this to tell my wife but now I don't think its a good idea.
I FORGOT MY LUNCH BECAUSE I WAS MIND WIPED AND SUPERMAN EXPLODED IT.
I forgot physics because I was fighting Zeus and my brother impaled it. How do you impale physics? lol
MY VIRGINITY TURNED TO ASHES BECAUSE SUPERMAN STOLE IT LAST HOUR
My teacher did not buy it. Thanks for the help anyways
I FORGOT MY TASK TO GET A LIFE BECAUSE I WAS ELECTROCUTED AND MY FREIND EXPLODED IT.
sorry. for spam but this is so funny!
MY LIFE IMPLODED BECAUSE MY BROTHER STOLE IT LAST YEAR
Cool. It is hilarious
Amazing!
cool
MY ONE STONK IMPLODED BECAUSE YOU GRABBED IT THIS EVENING
wot...My StOnKs
I FORGOT MY HOMEWORK BECAUSE I WAS ON MARS AND MY BROTHER FLAMETHROWERED IT.
@LukeShomper "FLAMETHROWERED" it because it was under the rocket XD
MY MONEY FLEW INTO SPACE BECAUSE MY BROTHER SEIZED IT THIS EVENING
@JeremyIrwin Rocket man!
This is really cool!
I love how it is completely random!!
Perfect
This is hilarious
I DIDN'T DO MY DISHES BECAUSE MY BROTHER STOLE IT AND IMPALED IT SO UNTIL LAST HOUR I DIDN'T HAVE IT
Teacher : why are you late
me : i forgot to go there because i got brainwashed then popped out of existence by an alien that burnt itself then i stole it belongings then burned them and thennnnnn came here
Teacher : ok im not going to mark you down as late
MY IDIOT EXPLODED BECAUSE SUPERMAN SNAGGED IT YESTERDAY
pretty cool, chuckled a bit
also forgot to cook dinner because i was killed in melee combat
i forgot my cheese because i was brainwashed and an alien burnt it
not my cheese
Teacher: How dare you not do your homework!
Me: I'm sorry but I didn't do my math handout because a zombie seized it and burnt it so until last hour I didn't have it!
lol
Very cool!
Teacher : So where's your HW?
Student : Well you see...
Pulls out laptop
* Opens generator*
* Types a bit *
Student : It's just that, I didn't do my homework because you took it, &
flamethrowered it so until last year I didn't have it!
Teacher : .....
Student : .....
Teacher : Thanks for telling me, have a good day.
lol @Farshadow6277
Me_IRL @Farshadow6277
@Farshadow6277
sameee @WillHarmer
@Farshadow6277 My teacher be like: (⊙o⊙)