I need some death messages...

So I'm making Tetris. And it's actually finished and I'm going to post it pretty soon, but all I need now are some funny death messages. Any ideas?

Best one by Monday gets 5 cycles :)

EDIT: So I just posted Tetris, and won't be accepting new ideas, but thanks to all who commented!

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Answered by firefish [earned 5 cycles]
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@HahaYes I searched up vim and this is what I found:

With the caption:

Vim: The power tool for everyone!
See pictures of Bram's latest visit to Uganda on Google Photos.
Read the visit report on the ICCF website.

I don't think I'm looking at the right VIM...