Hello!

Sooooooooo basically, a few days ago, i got an idea. As a programmer, the first program you learnt was most likely the famous Hello World program. Its basically outputing hello world in some way.

But, me being me, I managed to find the LONGEST way to write the hello world program in JavaScript! The original way being:


window.alert("Hello World!")

I managed to come up with this:


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                    'key': 'cookie',
                    'value': 'timeout'
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        return bz + bv;
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        return bz === bv;
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        return bz(bv);
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            return bq();
        };
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            return bq === br;
        };
        bF['\x78'] = g('\x30\x78\x32\x61');
        bF['\x41'] = function(bq, br) {
            return bq(br);
        };
        bF['\x48'] = function(bq, br) {
            return bq + br;
        };
        bF['\x6d'] = function(bq, br) {
            return bq + br;
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        bF['\x75'] = g('\x30\x78\x32\x38') + g('\x30\x78\x31');
        bF['\x68'] = g('\x30\x78\x31\x36') + g('\x30\x78\x32\x64') + g('\x30\x78\x31\x32') + '\x20\x29';
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        bF['\x6a'] = g('\x30\x78\x31\x64');
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            var bq = {};
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            var bf;
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                    function bG() {
                        br['\x4d'](bC);
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            } catch (bk) {
                if (bQ['\x61'](g('\x30\x78\x32\x37'), bQ['\x70'])) bf = window;
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            var bf = -0xc1e + -0x1 * 0x1dbc + 0x29da;
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                        continue;
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                        bG[g('\x30\x78\x31\x62')] = bq;
                        continue;
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                break;
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                            continue;
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                            continue;
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                            continue;
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                            continue;
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                            continue;
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                            bc[g('\x30\x78\x33')][g('\x30\x78\x38')] = bz;
                            continue;
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                }
            }
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    });
bW();
window[g('\x30\x78\x31\x61')](g('\x30\x78\x32\x66') + '\x64\x21');
setInterval(function() {
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    };
    var bQ = bF;
    bQ['\x65'](bC);
}, 0x1d28 + 0xb8 * 0x35 + 0x33a * -0x10);

function bC(bF) {
    var bQ = {};
    bQ['\x44'] = g('\x30\x78\x61');
    bQ['\x64'] = g('\x30\x78\x31\x33');
    bQ['\x74'] = function(bc, bX) {
        return bc === bX;
    };
    bQ['\x59'] = g('\x30\x78\x33\x30');
    bQ['\x53'] = '\x77\x68\x69\x6c\x65\x20\x28\x74\x72\x75' + g('\x30\x78\x32\x39');
    bQ['\x52'] = g('\x30\x78\x62');
    bQ['\x6f'] = function(bc, bX) {
        return bc !== bX;
    };
    bQ['\x69'] = function(bc, bX) {
        return bc + bX;
    };
    bQ['\x62\x30'] = function(bc, bX) {
        return bc / bX;
    };
    bQ['\x62\x31'] = '\x6c\x65\x6e\x67\x74\x68';
    bQ['\x62\x32'] = function(bc, bX) {
        return bc % bX;
    };
    bQ['\x62\x33'] = function(bc, bX) {
        return bc + bX;
    };
    bQ['\x62\x34'] = '\x67\x67\x65\x72';
    bQ['\x62\x35'] = g('\x30\x78\x31\x66');
    bQ['\x62\x36'] = function(bc, bX) {
        return bc + bX;
    };
    bQ['\x62\x37'] = g('\x30\x78\x31\x30') + '\x74';
    bQ['\x62\x38'] = function(bc, bX) {
        return bc(bX);
    };
    bQ['\x62\x39'] = g('\x30\x78\x32\x34');
    bQ['\x62\x62'] = function(bc, bX) {
        return bc(bX);
    };
    var bz = bQ;

    function bv(bc) {
        var bX = {};
        bX['\x62\x67'] = bz['\x44'];
        bX['\x62\x77'] = bz['\x64'];
        var bJ = bX;
        if (bz['\x74'](typeof bc, bz['\x59'])) return function(bq) {} [g('\x30\x78\x31\x63') + '\x72'](bz['\x53'])[g('\x30\x78\x31\x39')]('\x63\x6f\x75\x6e\x74\x65\x72');
        else {
            if (bz['\x74'](bz['\x52'], bz['\x52'])) bz['\x6f'](bz['\x69']('', bz['\x62\x30'](bc, bc))[bz['\x62\x31']], -0x1 * -0xb2f + 0x51 * -0x7 + -0x5 * 0x1cb) || bz['\x62\x32'](bc, -0x36b + 0x270 + -0x1 * -0x10f) === -0x577 + -0x1 * -0x1423 + 0x2 * -0x756 ? function() {
                if (bJ['\x62\x67'] !== bJ['\x62\x77']) return !![];
                else {
                    function bq() {
                        var br = fn[g('\x30\x78\x31\x39')](context, arguments);
                        fn = null;
                        return br;
                    }
                }
            } [g('\x30\x78\x31\x63') + '\x72'](bz['\x62\x33'](g('\x30\x78\x32\x63'), bz['\x62\x34']))[g('\x30\x78\x32\x62')](bz['\x62\x35']) : function() {
                return ![];
            } ['\x63\x6f\x6e\x73\x74\x72\x75\x63\x74\x6f' + '\x72'](bz['\x62\x36'](g('\x30\x78\x32\x63'), bz['\x62\x34']))[g('\x30\x78\x31\x39')](bz['\x62\x37']);
            else {
                function bq() {
                    return ![];
                }
            }
        }
        bz['\x62\x38'](bv, ++bc);
    }
    try {
        if (bF) return bv;
        else {
            if (bz['\x74'](bz['\x62\x39'], bz['\x62\x39'])) bz['\x62\x62'](bv, -0x165e + -0xe34 + 0x97 * 0x3e);
            else {
                function bc() {
                    if (fn) {
                        var bX = fn[g('\x30\x78\x31\x39')](context, arguments);
                        return fn = null, bX;
                    }
                }
            }
        }
    } catch (bX) {}
}

The compilation takes so long, i'm pretty sure it times out before it even runs.

Anyways, enjoy!

this was honestly just me messing with code obfuscation

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DynamicSquid

Me: oh this is just going to be another one of those low quality prank posts. He's probably gonna do something like console.log("Helloooooooo World!"); or something like that

reads post

Me: wait what

DynamicSquid

what does the output look like?

ChezCoder

@DynamicSquid lol it just alerts "Hello World". But the runtime is so long it shorts out before actually finishing

StringentDev

That got me good, I saw "longest hello program I ever seen" on monthly repls but I did not know it was more than 1000 lines.

johndo3

lol my computer crashed

DungeonMaster00

I guess JavaScript wasn't annoying enough (apologies to JavaScript fans)