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Presenting... 🧃 999 Bottles of Jooce 🧃
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RayhanADev (1920)

Do I has stupid. Yes. Do I care. Nope. Please allow me to introduce:

Presenting... 🧃 99 999 Bottles of Jooce 🧃

It’s LOLCODE, and my brain hurts now so I’m just gonna leave you at that. Run the program and be ”amazed”.

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Benramin (12)

make 999 bottles of jooooooce on waal for looss of briancell

RayhanADev (1920)

@Benramin done! 999 bottles of jooce on da wall!

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RayhanADev (1920)

@ilovebeef you have to hit Run twice because it’s LOLCODE xD.

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@RayhanADev
am i a joke to u?

RayhanADev (1920)

@ilovebeef hmm. That ain’t right xD. Well here’s what it does:

all the way from 999, so I think you’d be able to imagine it lol.

cooldude123450 (0)

is sooo comfuse yyyyy lolcode

RayhanADev (1920)

@cooldude123450 lolcode is the godliest language proceeds to lose brain cells.

FlaminHotValdez (430)

I HAS A YARN ITS "DIS FUNNEE"
VISIBLE YARN

FlaminHotValdez (430)

@RayhanADev eh not really. just know a bit

elipie (379)

Error line <brain> why: "Brain Cells lost is > 500" oh noessssss

LTI2 (116)

once i see the code, my brain cannot comprehend wat help me -( I lost an eye @RayhanADev

RayhanADev (1920)

@LTI2 tanks m8. LOLCODE makes me cry xD.

ThisUserTaken (237)

wut. I am confuzzled...

RayhanADev (1920)

@ThisUserTaken 99 Bottles of Jooce in LOLCODE that hurts.

potatostomatos (302)

wait what is LOLCODE...

RayhanADev (1920)

@potatostomatos LOLCODE is a coding language that kills brain cells.

FlaminHotValdez (430)

@RayhanADev No no no it does not. It is the most awesome and epic programming language of all time and the creator is evidently a genius.

realTronsi (914)

make this in mybraine >:D i dare u

RayhanADev (1920)

@fuzzyastrocat maybe. Restart program and steal from program. I no has jooce :(.

fuzzyastrocat (1510)

@RayhanADev
"In all da lands, teh littl kittehs were unhapy. They sed,

O ceiling cat, give us thiz day owr dailee jooce

And ceiling cat said to teh smol kittehs:

I no has jooce

RayhanADev (1920)

@fuzzyastrocat beautiful. Mind if i take a screenshot to share w/ friends?

RayhanADev (1920)

Bren no work. Pls help.