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God Simulator
FlaminHotValdez

How humans began. If you actually reach the end put a screenshot in the comments.

(This is just a joke post and I understand if this is taken down, for those of you that don't believe in God, I don't either this was just a joke)

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hotnewtop
TsunamiOrSumth

whelp guess ill just keep this tab open until it reaches 7.8 billion
edit: I gave up

FloCal35
FlaminHotValdez

@TsunamiOrSumth Soooo... I think your tab's gonna be open for quite a while. Perhaps 24 hours? Also if you actually have the patience screenshot if you got to the very end

TsunamiOrSumth
TsunamiOrSumth

@maxyang
this is 100% real totally

FlaminHotValdez

@TsunamiOrSumth I ran the program it seems to get ~165k per minute, if I do the math right it should take roughly 60000 minutes...or 41 days. Whoopsie.

FlaminHotValdez

@TsunamiOrSumth That's fake.

TsunamiOrSumth

@maxyang r/wooosh of course its fake

realTronsi

@TsunamiOrSumth if this gets on reddit please include me in the screenshot

jk

FlaminHotValdez

@realTronsi I don't have reddit

realTronsi

@maxyang r/idekwhattosayanymorelmao

angrydoge
FlaminHotValdez

@dabombdgdzjr r/stopthemadness

angrydoge

r/no @maxyang

TsunamiOrSumth

@dabombdgdzjr @maxyang smh uncultured swines you dont even know what subreddits are

angrydoge

I do i use reddit. My fav subreddits are r/memes, r/meme, r/perfectlycutscreams and r/yesyesyesno @TsunamiOrSumth

FlaminHotValdez

@dabombdgdzjr ...Okay. I'm getting way more pings than I should...

angrydoge

lol. PONG @FlaminHotValdez

FlaminHotValdez

@dabombdgdzjr BRUH. You just HAD to.

angrydoge

yeah srry @FlaminHotValdez

FlaminHotValdez

@dabombdgdzjr ...and not only that, you actually pinged me with my new username. #leodoesnotapprove

TsunamiOrSumth

@FlaminHotValdez i am being pinged aswell

angrydoge
FlaminHotValdez

@TsunamiOrSumth the difference is you're used to pings, I'm not. let's be honest, you're arguably one of the most active community members.

angrydoge

Nice (im not uncultured or a swine how rude >:() @TsunamiOrSumth

FlaminHotValdez

@dabombdgdzjr agreed, how rude @TsunamiOrSumth

programmeruser

@FlaminHotValdez start a server, ping the server, and 41 days later go back to the repl

FlaminHotValdez

@programmeruser ah yes respond to a thread that got ended a month ago