Cookie Clicker Update! The News Patch! Special Changelog!
ADDED THE NEWS TICKER!
--To suggest a headline for the Ticker, comment with the format:
What's the News: [Your Headline Here]
All Suggestions Will Be Entered Until Saturday
The Sound Button Now Updates Its Text When Clicked!
->Now has an accompanying Slider!
The Cookie now Animates!
Changed the Buildings display a bit, fixed some format issues.
Upgrades now appear above the Building Slider
--Upgrades still not functional.
Laid the foundation for an approaching feature.
Scientist Rayhan Creates Water That Acts Like Sand, Scientists Perplexed!
Scientist Rayhan Creates Ball That Doesn't Collide With Trees, Scientists Flabbergasted!
Now if only I was actually a real scientist xD. GG love the references (but could you please use RayhanADev or Ray thanks :D)
What's the news: Breaking News: Gigachad goes on theft spree, bakeries now emptied out of stock
also anybody reading dis plez help progress the story boiz
wait maybe incorporate the GigaChadNews variable into the story? like, gigachad is trying to undermine your business and all you can do is try to make your place better (maybe like you get warnings from the news about Gigachad every time you get a new building?), kind of like the Grandmatriarchs in the original Cookie Clicker (but after you finally unlock everything required), of which you get warnings when you start unlocking stuff related to them (the first warning shows up sometimes after you get a grandma, it's (I think)"Foolish child. It does not know." or something like that). I suppose maybe that would mean that when you purchase your first mouse then it gives you the gigachad escaping prison headline?
What's the news: Breaking News: Crime Spree all over the country, FBI has done nothing to stop criminals. President Had been kidnapped, he has been replaced by his VP, now President Gig A. Chad.
gigachad is pres, then he dissapears, then becomes pres again.
wow I found some references to the song "All Star". Nice touch, btw.
Also I found the Exploding Kittens reference and also the one about Rick Astley. Wow, there are a lot of musical references now.
lol I like the Mario reference
there are a LOT of current Replit situations in your headers
I liked the apple-snake feud thing, and also the CodingCactus reference
well, the whipping in Whippingdot means the dance 'whip' and in total it means I am a dot who is whipping but I guess that works too (change it if you can but I am being greedy lul. I should be happy with what I got). Thanks!!! What does your name mean in case I want to put it somewhere in a website I make... (name meaning username) @AstrumDeorum
I can't believe I just spent 20 minutes reading through all the headlines. This is amazing! :D
@BD103 The Former One is a meme I found, the second one is a reference to Touhou, one of the playable characters in every game has a smaller hitbox than the other choices, leading to what I like to call "hitbox moments" where a bullet that should kill me doesn't, because it didn't hit.
grandmas are the cheapest, so spam click to get your automatic cookie system up and going using around 20 or so clickers, and then spamming the left click until you can can get enough grandmas to become autonomous