I need some death messages...

So I'm making Tetris. And it's actually finished and I'm going to post it pretty soon, but all I need now are some funny death messages. Any ideas?

Best one by Monday gets 5 cycles :)

EDIT: So I just posted Tetris, and won't be accepting new ideas, but thanks to all who commented!

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Answered by firefish [earned 5 cycles]
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Maybe the infamous "keyboard not found press any key to continue" one from MS-DOS

Error reading drive A:
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore?