So I'm making Tetris. And it's actually finished and I'm going to post it pretty soon, but all I need now are some funny death messages. Any ideas?
Best one by Monday gets 5 cycles :)
EDIT: So I just posted Tetris, and won't be accepting new ideas, but thanks to all who commented!
@HahaYes I have a few in mind, but yet to decide on a clear winner. i'll choose by Monday