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Hey guys! I want you to give me your stupid problems something like “I can’t open my bag of chips” or whatever so I can make a video about trying to solve these problems with code! I’ll pick the most cycled problem to make a video on, please go easy on me (thanks you guys for 500 cycles btw I love you all \(^w^)/)

Answered by Zavexeon [earned 5 cycles]
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hotnewtop
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Zavexeon

I can't see my forehead.

(also, luv you too <3)

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Dart

@Zavexeon looks like you win now I have to figure out how to rig up a camera feed with my webcam

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Dart

I will probably be answering other questions as well by the way so if you guys have a short question you are in luck

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[deleted]

@Zexogon crap, I cant get zexogon to make a survey/scam/paypal site that gives me money

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Evanlicious

Crap, I can't get Zexogon to make a robotic operating bicycle for no apparent reason.

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DeBeast591

Crap, I can't get Zexogon to make a program to find my soul.

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Navinor

@DeBeast591 crap, I can't get zexogon to lick my elbow for me

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codermaster8

Ah yes you can’t see your forehead @Zavexeon

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HazTheWaz

I can't drink with my left hand

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jawwson

@HazTheWaz You can't drink with any hand. You use your mouth to drink.

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[deleted]

@jawwson What the heck?

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[deleted]

I cant get money

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dotcomboom

I threw my computer in a swimming pool to cool and now it doesn't work. wat do?

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[deleted]

Buy a new one. @dotcomboom

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jawwson

@dotcomboom Use necromancy

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[deleted]

@dotcomboom put a firecracker inside and light it, the heat will dry off the water

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codermaster8

LOL 😂 @dotcomboom

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Haaruun

I cant wake up in the morning make something that throws me off my bed, shocks me then dumps water all over me.

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staticvoidliam7

get a cat xD @Haaruun

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Haaruun

Biological lifeforms are too inefficient. (tho honestly i would love a cat) @LiamDonohue

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staticvoidliam7
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staticvoidliam7
Wakeup.Ultimate();

@Haaruun

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Haaruun

if heartrate <= 40: while True: wakeup.EXTREEEEEEEM() @LiamDonohue

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staticvoidliam7
if(timesleeping == 8){ Wakeup.UltraExtreme(); }``` @Haaruun
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staticvoidliam7
if(timesleeping == 12hrs){ do{ Wakeup.UltraExtreme(); }while(true) }

@Haaruun

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[deleted]

@Haaruun

#include <iostream> int Haaruun = person; void WakeUp() { throwOffBed(Haaruun); shock(Haaruun); dumpWater(Haaruun); } int main() { if (time = 8am) { WakeUp(Haaruun); cout << "Good Morning!"; } if (time != 8am) { WakeUp(NULL); } }
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Haaruun

This comment is 6 months old
@AnthonyValdes

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Haaruun

but still, that would work
@AnthonyValdes

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Vandesm14

I swallowed a chunk of ice. Am I gonna die?

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CodeSalvageON

@Vandesm14 hopefully

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mwilki7

@CodeSalvageON
this made me laugh but not because i want anyone to die xd

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Evanlicious

@Vandesm14 print("No.")

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[deleted]

@Evanlicious var x='no';console.log(x);

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[deleted]

@Vandesm14 yes, ice is one of the deadliest substances known to man

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Vandesm14

@sugarfi indeed

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[deleted]

What are you talking about? We eat ice cream. @sugarfi

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[deleted]

@CodeABC123 That's because cream is the only known antidote to ice.

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[deleted]

I’ve also eaten hail, which is frozen rain. @sugarfi

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[deleted]

@CodeABC123 rain? That's even deadlier than ice!

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[deleted]

Uh... Hello, I’m still alive! @sugarfi

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[deleted]

@CodeABC123 Are you sure? Have you checked?

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[deleted]

Then how am I chatting with you? @sugarfi

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[deleted]

@CodeABC123 necromancy?

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[deleted]

What does that mean? @sugarfi

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[deleted]

@CodeABC123 bringing dead people back to life magically.

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jawwson

@sugarfi How can I become a necromancer? I want to bring my dead computer back to life.

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[deleted]

@jawwson you must study necromancy under the tuition of the almighty Ba'al the soul eater at his school in the fire depths on Mordor.

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jawwson

@sugarfi where is he?

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[deleted]

@jawwson inside Mount Doom; hail Ba'al.

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CAYDENHERNANDEZ

@Vandesm14 print(Indeed.)

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SixBeeps

@CAYDENHERNANDEZ

Undefined variable "Indeed"
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jawwson

@SixBeeps no it should be Undefined variable Indeed without the quotes.

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SixBeeps

@jawwson ok boomer

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[deleted]

@Vandesm14
i ate ice, drank rain and didn't eat cream

NO ONE CAN STOP ME

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arashwales123

@sugarfi I think he died his account is gone

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[deleted]

@arashwales123

ICE CRUNCHING INTENSIFIES

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Evanlicious

My bicycle won't move with a machine. I mean, technically, this is the most "cycled" problem.

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Dart

@Evanlicious your disqualified

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Evanlicious

Lmao.

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[deleted]

@Evanlicious NLMAO (Not Laughing My A** Off)

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Evanlicious

@AnthonyValdes Old thread you posted on. How did you find this?

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@Evanlicious notification history

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MrEconomical

I can't come up with something I can't do

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[deleted]

@MrEconomical the slave trade in node.js

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jawwson

@MrEconomical Turn the world into a giant sausage.

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theangryepicbanana

ik how to open a .txt file but idk how to open a code file pls help

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[deleted]

@theangryepicbanana
here's how

  1. Press the On Button
  2. Open your browser
  3. Type repl.it and press Enter
  4. Move mouse to project
  5. Left-click
  6. Move your mouse left (<-) and click the TXT icon looking thing
  7. Click the one with the name of your project
  8. Type your code
  9. You did it.
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CodeSalvageON

I can’t reload my shotgun fast enough (it’s a Mossberg 500)

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[deleted]

@CodeSalvageON ahem, saiga-12

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Navinor

I can't lick my elbow reeeeeeeeeeee

(also congrats on 500 owo)

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Dart

Make sure to upvote the comment you guys like the most as that’s how I will be deciding!

(Voting ends soon)

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TurtleAndrew

@Zexogon give the comment above the most views.

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axldiefje

I can't open a wall.

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[deleted]

You can. Get a huge hammer, and slam it into the wall. @axldiefje

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jawwson

@CodeABC123 Will it work with a medium sized hammer?

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[deleted]

Uh, I guess, you just have to slam it harder. @jawwson

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jawwson

@CodeABC123 So if I used a tiny hammer, I would have to slam it harder than I am able to slam it.

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[deleted]

Exactly. @jawwson

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[deleted]

@jawwson tiny hammer go bonk

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Prosilentgamer

i cant seem to hear. its way to bright in here.

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Atomic-Gamming

i can't make a program that makes a program witch makes a program that makes a program that makes a program that makes a program that writes print ("hello world")

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TurtleAndrew

@JamesGordon1 use webbot in python and open a webpage in a webpage, ect. and on the final one put print("Hello World")

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[deleted]

@JamesGordon1 print('print(\'print(\\\'print(\\\\\\\'print("hello world")\\\\\\\')\\\')\')')

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Giothecoder

@JamesGordon1

eval(` eval(\` eval(\\\` eval(\\\\\` eval(\\\\\\\` eval('console.log("hello world")') \\\\\\\`) \\\\\`) \\\`) \`) `)
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Atomic-Gamming

@Giothecoder python not javascript

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Giothecoder
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[deleted]

I cant

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Dart

@TaylorLiang but can can problem solved

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Kognise

My doggo is annoying whenever I try to focus

... wait, is that a problem?

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LittleNomster

not bieng able to stay awake when adults wake us up, then going through the day half asleep. All because I stay up at night getting atttention ;)
oh, it's too late isn't it. whoops.

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Vandesm14

@LittleNomster Even if you missed it, this is a real problem I face every day

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LittleNomster

@Vandesm14 this is my everyday problem, along with the struggle to survive this heckhole.

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mkhoi

I can't finish my essay without adding extra useless words

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Youressayhelper.com can help with editing and proofreading your essay.

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i can't existn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn't.

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mwilki7

microsoft visio doesn't allow me to save my diagrams as a png while keeping the contents aligned along the center of the page

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[deleted]

I can't stay alive

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[deleted]

i don't know how to breathe

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DeBeast591

i forgot where my soul is.

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jawwson

@DeBeast591 You don't have one

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DeBeast591

@jawwson ummmm, i think i only misplaced it. My soul said it hated me though...

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jawwson

@DeBeast591 It ran away to the 10293851782395068390748035th realm

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DeBeast591

@jawwson nooooooooooo!

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10thGCHSGCHS

What is the most efficient way to break a poptart?

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Prosilentgamer

i cant see my eyes please help!

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RayvelArjoon

My refrigerator isn't running!

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[deleted]

Fix it or buy a new one. @RayvelArjoon

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[deleted]

I can’t make a time machine.

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Andi_Chin

I can't use java because java.lang is not imported

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LynxPOG

How do I get a Life

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Prosilentgamer

CAN I GET A HIGH YEAH lol