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Give me some funny ways to die (it's for a new game)
BobTheTomatoPie (3360)

Comment funny ways to die and some of my favorites will be used in the game I am working on right now. Spam as many as you can think of

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MrFrog44 (12)

Riding a cow, that then jumps over the moon twice, and the second time it trips and falls on the moon, (and lands there) which there you and the cow suffocate to death on the moon. : P

SixBeeps (5225)

Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder, what's this red button do?"

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die

oignons (75)

@SixBeeps lol i used to play 'dumb ways to die'

Codemonkey51 (1057)

Water + computer zap you to death
Robot uprising

Michael Reeves
JasonZhang10 (2)

sleeping in class and drowning in your drool

Name12 (161)

smashed by an anvil

BobTheTomatoPie (3360)

I would add it man, but this was for the heaven vs hell game a while back @Name12

BobTheTomatoPie (3360)

I would add it man, but this was for the heaven vs hell game a while back @Name12

DJWang (1354)

thinking too hard of finding a way to die

JeremyIrwin (44)

programming too much

MadMath123 (341)

Diving into the world's largest water glass (with water), realizing you have no way out, then eventually drink up all the water and die of thirst.

Aqtion (223)

Killing someone in battle, beheading them, taking their severed head, strapping it to your horse, and riding it back into town. However, the teeth from the severed head come into contact with and infect you, making you sick and eventually killing you (someone actually died from this)

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What kind of game is it?

BobTheTomatoPie (3360)

it is a game where you determine if someone goes to heaven or hell @FunnyLamma

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Starving in a [email protected]

BobTheTomatoPie (3360)

Lol, I'll put this in the game @FunnyLamma

CosmicWarrior (2)

Bleeding to death, stabbing yourself, getting nuked

Pepper100 (11)

Crushed by a cube,
Gassed by neurotoxin
Mashed with mashy-spike-plates
Ejected into space
Fell into a shredder.
Fell into a pit of toxic gloop
Encountering GLaDOS
The world turned into fortnite and you were eliminated by imtrash123
you oofed
you were hit by a playing card and blead to death.

DungeonMaster00 (190)
  • unsuspectingly slam into the third rail on a BART track while being chased by monsters
  • slip onto a banana peel, then a sinkhole opens up in the dead center of where you land after falling
  • believe everything an extremely sketchy emulator says, then installing the emulator
iocoder (187)

Here are some ideas:
• Wearing shorts in a blizzard • Jumping in lava thinking it will cool you off • Jumping off a cliff while trying to fly • Thinking so hard it blows up the universe • Running into a street with cars driving in it • Trying do nothing (not breathing or anything) for an hour • Hijacking a NASA rocket and blowing it up with you inside it • Trying to live in the middle of the ocean on a floaty • Sleeping on a bed with nails on it • Hurting yourself and saying it was accidental • Trying to kill the president with a feather • Trying something that everyone knows is impossible

iocoder (187)

I have more here:
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1. Trying to eat a plug while its pluged in
2. Going where a natural disaster is an standing where its the worst
3. Trying to climb a redwood tree and jumping off it head first
4. Trying to do number three but instead its a building
5. Trying to play a game about dying - in real life
6. Not breathing & running at the same time
7. Not eating for a year
8. Doing 7 but its water

BobTheTomatoPie (3360)

Thank you these are some epic deaths @Programmer567

iocoder (187)

np, i have more if you want; and catagories @BobTheTomatoPie

Axrevyn (289)

Stick your tongue in a plug
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Make some toast in the tub
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Hold your breath till it's gone
Drink a gallon of mace
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Let Oprah sit on your face

Jump off of a bridge
Skinny dip in a flood
Skydive attached to a fridge
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Break into the zoo
Give the tiger a shove
Eat a Philip's head screw
Marry Courtney Love

(I know I'm late.)

AmazingMech2418 (1082)

Maybe clicking a file called virus.exe that, when you open it, asks if you want to delete System32, then typing "yes", and the program says the computer is rebooting, and the person just sits there and waits for it to finish rebooting (will never happen) without ever leaving the room that the computer is in.

LiamDonohue (294)

dying from infection in a sterile room

LiamDonohue (294)

die or i'll kill you

AARIZBOYA (23)

how about you stand on a cllif and an astroid falls down with a "to be contined meme" then you fall down the cllif with another to be contined meme

PowerCoder (740)

Someone goes out hunting. He/she can't land a shot on a squirrel. He/she decides hunting Is too frustrating so he puts his/her guns down. But, the squirrel sees this and eats he/she. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

BobTheTomatoPie (3360)

This is a very common death @PowerCoder

CodeLongAndPros (1622)

sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/self

AtriDey (189)

Doing simple math (2+2) and their brain explodes.

MrFrog44 (12)

A butterfly eating your head off????