Riding a cow, that then jumps over the moon twice, and the second time it trips and falls on the moon, (and lands there) which there you and the cow suffocate to death on the moon. : P

Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder, what's this red button do?"

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die

Water + computer zap you to death
Robot uprising

Michael Reeves

Trying BrainF.
Eating a poisoned tomato pie.
Dying from not using the bathroom when you were in a bathroom.
Baking yourself for Thanksgiving instead of your turkey.
A giant orchid ate you alive.
You ignored that chain mail.
Almost eaten by a panther, who was then killed by a tiger who tried to eat you, who was then killed by an elephant that left you alone, but in the end, you died of thirst.

sleeping in class and drowning in your drool

smashed by an anvil

thinking too hard of finding a way to die

@BobTheTomatoPie Stepping on a small-sized lego

@BobTheTomatoPie Dying to death

eating a pinecone

programming too much

Diving into the world's largest water glass (with water), realizing you have no way out, then eventually drink up all the water and die of thirst.

Choking on a taco

Killing someone in battle, beheading them, taking their severed head, strapping it to your horse, and riding it back into town. However, the teeth from the severed head come into contact with and infect you, making you sick and eventually killing you (someone actually died from this)

What kind of game is it?

Bleeding to death, stabbing yourself, getting nuked

Crushed by a cube,
Gassed by neurotoxin
Mashed with mashy-spike-plates
Ejected into space
Fell into a shredder.
Fell into a pit of toxic gloop
Encountering GLaDOS
The world turned into fortnite and you were eliminated by imtrash123
you oofed
you were hit by a playing card and blead to death.

• unsuspectingly slam into the third rail on a BART track while being chased by monsters
• slip onto a banana peel, then a sinkhole opens up in the dead center of where you land after falling
• believe everything an extremely sketchy emulator says, then installing the emulator

Here are some ideas:
• Wearing shorts in a blizzard • Jumping in lava thinking it will cool you off • Jumping off a cliff while trying to fly • Thinking so hard it blows up the universe • Running into a street with cars driving in it • Trying do nothing (not breathing or anything) for an hour • Hijacking a NASA rocket and blowing it up with you inside it • Trying to live in the middle of the ocean on a floaty • Sleeping on a bed with nails on it • Hurting yourself and saying it was accidental • Trying to kill the president with a feather • Trying something that everyone knows is impossible

Stick your tongue in a plug
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Make some toast in the tub
(removed)

Hold your breath till it's gone
Drink a gallon of mace
(removed)
Let Oprah sit on your face

Jump off of a bridge
Skinny dip in a flood
Skydive attached to a fridge
(removed)

Break into the zoo
Give the tiger a shove
Eat a Philip's head screw
Marry Courtney Love

(I know I'm late.)

Maybe clicking a file called virus.exe that, when you open it, asks if you want to delete System32, then typing "yes", and the program says the computer is rebooting, and the person just sits there and waits for it to finish rebooting (will never happen) without ever leaving the room that the computer is in.

dying from infection in a sterile room

die or i'll kill you

how about you stand on a cllif and an astroid falls down with a "to be contined meme" then you fall down the cllif with another to be contined meme

rm -r /*

Someone goes out hunting. He/she can't land a shot on a squirrel. He/she decides hunting Is too frustrating so he puts his/her guns down. But, the squirrel sees this and eats he/she. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

rm -rm /

sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/self

Doing simple math (2+2) and their brain explodes.

A butterfly eating your head off????