Bar Joke: The Game By: Nyther
Join in the famous Bar Joke as one of the multiple characters and see the Barniverse from other eyes. Can you find all the endings? ;)
This is a WIP and anything may change. I'm open for suggestions in the comments.
! Warning !
I do not take responsibility for the content you will find here, this is a public experiment and the database is constructed with user created inputs so it is difficult to censor and control what you may find.
Viewer discretion is advised.
o7 this game was awesome. i miss it.
Woman walks into your bar and asks for Pie
You give the Woman a minor The Woman takes the Minor and Pie Surprised you ask the Woman: why would u kidnap a child The Woman replies: "what"
peak comedy
Due to the lack of new plays I'm turning off the database and new entries will no longer be added to the game. In order to keep the game playable I've ported all the database into json files so you can play it "offline" but also have a peek into what people have sent.
I have also made the database server public if anyone want's to read the code and learn how to make a "database server" to run other multiplayer projects like mine. (but better cuz my code sux)
I'm happy that I brought joy to many people with this project, I learned a lot of new things. Thank you for playing my game!
See you in the next one(?)
It was going so normally for the first time but things changed at the end D,:
What is the name of your bar? amogsusincorporated
Plague Doctor walks into your bar and asks for A Rut Beer
You give the Plague Doctor deez nuts
The Plague Doctor takes the Deez Nuts and Why
Surprised you ask the Plague Doctor: they the bestseller today
The Plague Doctor replies: "failed abortion"
wowz
I found something out, If you type "kill him" it says "That's not nice :(" and makes you type another answer.
WRYYY IM IN HE GAME
u are cool
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Behind me is a wall ;-;
i redacted the null
Null's POV -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-elif protagonist == "null": corruption = ["░","▒","▓","█"] original_text = """NULL walks into a NULL called NULL and ask for NULL
The NULL gives the NULL NULL The NULL takes the NULL and NULL Surprised the NULL asks the NULL: "NULL" The NULL replies: "NULL""""
clear() for line in original_text.split("\n"): sleep(2) print(line) sleep(5) print("\nDo you find this NULL?") input() sleep(3) print("\nN̸̳͂̏̈́̇͊̊̌̽̔̕͘Ư̷͈̖͒͆͛̅̀̆́̔̀̿Ḽ̵̨̢͖̝̟̠̪̱̩͈̗̣͉̖̊̾̓Ĺ̶͎͉̽̐̈́͗̿ͅͅ") sleep(2) text = original_text while text.count(corruption[-1]) != len(original_text.replace("\n","")): clear() for _ in range(5): while True: pick = rd.randint(0, len(text)-1) if text[pick] not in corruption and text[pick] not in ["\n"]: text = text[:pick] + corruption[0] + text[pick+1:] break elif text[pick] in corruption[:-1]: text = text[:pick] + corruption[corruption.index(text[pick])+1] + text[pick+1:] break elif text.count(corruption[-1]) == len(original_text.replace("\n","")): break print(text) if sounds: audio.play_tone(0.08, rd.randint(100,900), 0, volume = 0.1) sleep(0.01) cent = int(len(text)/2) text = text[:cent] + "B̵̧̼͈͎͙̬̥̹̀́͐͂̓̕Ȩ̷͕̯̰̟͐̓̓͒̾̀͜H̶̳̜͉̖̝͘İ̵͓͕̫̪̪̈́͋̓̓̓N̷̻̱͑̐̂̑̒Ḑ̶̧̪̘̼̹̗̞̅̓́̕͠ ̴̛̞͙͙̟͓̯̝̠̃̊̋̚Y̶̞̯̱̪̼̖͒̾̒̽͗͗̽̕Ọ̴̰̬̣͍̻̠͛̽͑͐́̓̆Ụ̶̘͇͍̜̓̔̾̆̔ͅ" + text[cent+10:] clear() print(text) sleep(0.5) if sounds: audio.play_file("door.wav", volume = 1) run = False
NULL
wow
its cool
- Added secret character Nyther to the visible character list
- Added Null character
- Started the implementation of sounds (WIP - disabled for now, fork it to test it)
Im sad that this isnt on trending anymore
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In soviet russia, you dont exterminate rat. Rat exterminate you.
🗿
Bottom Text
nice edwin very nice
i just asked someone if they were my dad and their response was "im batman"
just like real life
Mine says it crashed... just checking to see if its a local issue
Who do you want to play as? [1] Bartender [2] Customer [3] Spectator
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teen walks into a bar called the skunkmobile and ask the bartender for his sister The bartender gives the Teen A kiss The Teen takes the Kiss and kiss it Surprised the bartender asks the Teen: "what the fu" The Teen replies: "men" You break into laughter
[...]
the horse is called shaun
So, is this place live, or is the "of course" from a random list?
i was a monkey who asked for a banana, chugged a beer, and replied to the bartender with random monkey noises
┌─────────────────────────┐ ┌─────────────────────────┐ │ - You Walk Into A Bar - │ │ :The Game: │ │ By: Nyther │ └─────────────────────────┘
There are currently: 6284 customer entries in the game. 6195 bartender entries in the game.
Who do you want to play as? [1] Bartender [2] Customer [3] Spectator
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Who/What are you? auhr8ueawhfguewgewa You walk into a bar called Beers And Ice and ask the bartender for his mom The bartender gives you Death You take the Death and chuck it at his face Surprised the bartender asks you: "How?" You reply: cause ur dugwater
I threw battery acid out the window and punched the the bartender in the face
uuujuu
You walk into a bar. That really hurts!
What is the name of your bar? ded bodi A Bar walks into your bar and asks for Horse You give the Bar a horse that fell in a ditch and some medicine The Bar takes the Horse That Fell In Ditch And Some Medicine and Brak It On Your Head Surprised you ask the Bar: why if you wanted the horse? The Bar replies: "yes"
The audience breaks into laughter
a fish walks into a bar called the old man and ask the bartender for Swans The bartender gives the Fish a lick The Fish takes the Lick and die Surprised the bartender asks the Fish: "whattat" The Fish replies: "hohohoo" You break into laughter
dead jokes
wow what
Who do you want to play as? [1] Bartender [2] Customer [3] Spectator
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What is the name of your bar? deez A Lobseter walks into your bar and asks for A Drink You give the Lobseter deez The Lobseter takes the Deez and Bob Surprised you ask the Lobseter: deez? The Lobseter replies: "L bozo + ratio + your white"
The audience breaks into laughter
does this count as vulgar?
albert einstein walks into a bar called gayy clubb and ask the bartender for Wee The bartender gives the Albert Einstein Un Caallito The Albert Einstein takes the Un Caallito and throw it at the bartender Surprised the bartender asks the Albert Einstein: "are you ggay?" The Albert Einstein replies: "i fck it" You break into laughter
This game makes me Dio very happy. Yet again good work Nyther.
What is the name of your bar? funny bar Crab walks into your bar and asks for Women You give the Crab A fried apple The Crab takes the Fried Apple and Chug Surprised you ask the Crab: "hahaha" The Crab replies: "What milk?"
well then
> Surprised you ask the [2]: can u kiss me The [2] replies: "die"
War helicopter walks into a bar called femboy bar and ask the bartender for tea The bartender gives the War Helicopter head The War Helicopter takes the Head and chug it Surprised the bartender asks the War Helicopter: "You good" The War Helicopter replies: "you stink" You break into laughter
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what just happened
Who do you want to play as? [1] Bartender [2] Customer [3] Spectator
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Who/What are you? Biden You walk into a bar called Rat House and ask the bartender for 5000000000000 votes The bartender gives you Your Dad You take the Your Dad and kills my dad Surprised the bartender asks you: "what" You reply: bruh, I WANT 500000000000000 VOTES BY NOON
life
This is 100% legit
Who/What are you? Nyther
You walk into a bar called Chandler and ask the bartender for the meaning of life
The bartender gives you A What Is Love
You take the What Is Love and says "why"
Surprised the bartender asks you: "why"
You reply: What the heck is happening here
The audience breaks into laughter
replit be like:
Who/What are you? 1921 customers
You walk into a bar called Dinkly Drinks and ask the bartender for 1921 whiskeys
The bartender gives you A Stick Of Dynamite With The Fuse Lit
You take the Stick Of Dynamite With The Fuse Lit and pour acid on it
Surprised the bartender asks you: "Hows the wife?!?"
You reply: which one
The audience breaks into laughter
For a muttering Joestar you made a nice game.Congrats.
poop is nice though
This is shlt
THE BEST GAME EVER
yo its ...
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What is the name of your bar? the deppest darkest pits of helll
Chaos Tries walks into your bar and asks for His Mum
You give the Chaos Tries the middle finger
The Chaos Tries takes the Middle Finger and Head Off
Surprised you ask the Chaos Tries: give me my finger back
The Chaos Tries replies: "I want your son"
The audience breaks into laughter
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yes sosisiiss
> Who/What are you? a box > You walk into a bar called Gkopf and ask the bartender for directions to a tape factory The bartender gives you Nutella Donut > You take the Nutella Donut and eat it Surprised the bartender asks you: "why the long face?" > You reply: wut *The audience breaks into laughter*
You give the Joe Mama! Nothing The Joe Mama! takes the Nothing and Drop Surprised you ask the Joe Mama!: there was nothing The Joe Mama! Replies: "yes"
Also, whoever reads this, and has a broken jaw, fractured cranium or no eyes, that was me. I'll stop my murderous rampage once i get my surgical bag
Also
@Nyther you should make a code that prevents copy and paste, so that people cant use other fonts.If you see something with a plague doctor or hydrochloric acid- that was me :)
dont put your bar name as Black ONLY
what kind of bar doesn't offer tequila?! -100/10, worst bar in town!
I just wanted to say, I dont think what i got was not right especially whats happening right now, it said "the men take water and say that you are Putin and want Ukraine."
Hello everyone, I work hard on my Python program but they barely get run. May I get some runs please if that's not much to ask for.
this is the most chaotic bar experience and i love it
funny
guys type in "nyther" when it asks want you want to play as

i am not moo
If anyone sees fardpablo_xx69sus that was me (customer) And gas station sushi (bartender)
quite an interesting project :)
This game is my favorite ERP 100% 10/10
Top 3 on trending!
There are currently: 2358 customer entries in the game. 2394 bartender entries in the game.
Who do you want to play as? [1] Bartender [2] Customer [3] Spectator
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Who/What are you? terrorist You walk into a bar called Your Mom and ask the bartender for your mom The bartender gives you A Moby Huge You take the Moby Huge and dickie small Surprised the bartender asks you: "you like nuts" You reply: i like children
The audience breaks into laughter
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Ever since I was 5 years old and my aapa taught me to snare ptarmigans by predicting how they behaved, I was hooked. I’d spent the past 12 years learning the languages of trapping and animal behavior, and I never shied away from all the backbreaking labor trapping entailed.
thanks for making this
do nothing B^)
I would like to say to everyone: Thanks for playing my game, I never though that in the span of a few days it would get this much attention and its all thanks to you guus who played it, shared it and helped fill the database. It was rly fun to learn about new things such as Requests and Flask during the making of this. I will keep working on it and try to bring new things for a while. Thanks everybody for this amazing experience :)
Man walks into a bar nds asks for a virgin You give the man himself in a cup.Te man takes it you surprised as the man: why did you tske your virginty? The man replies: wait whaaaa