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Nyther
Nyther
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Published on Apr 26, 2022
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Bar Joke: The Game By: Nyther

Join in the famous Bar Joke as one of the multiple characters and see the Barniverse from other eyes. Can you find all the endings? ;)

This is a WIP and anything may change. I'm open for suggestions in the comments.

! Warning !

I do not take responsibility for the content you will find here, this is a public experiment and the database is constructed with user created inputs so it is difficult to censor and control what you may find.

Viewer discretion is advised.

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BenjaminAUSTIN1
BenjaminAUSTIN1
2 weeks ago

Man walks into a bar nds asks for a virgin You give the man himself in a cup.Te man takes it you surprised as the man: why did you tske your virginty? The man replies: wait whaaaa

JustaPlagueDoc
JustaPlagueDoc
2 months ago

o7 this game was awesome. i miss it.

showierdata9978
showierdata9978
2 months ago

Woman walks into your bar and asks for Pie

You give the Woman a minor The Woman takes the Minor and Pie Surprised you ask the Woman: why would u kidnap a child The Woman replies: "what"

KyawHuang
KyawHuang
2 months ago

image peak comedy

Nyther
Nyther
shared an update2 months ago
Server ShutdownPost

Due to the lack of new plays I'm turning off the database and new entries will no longer be added to the game. In order to keep the game playable I've ported all the database into json files so you can play it "offline" but also have a peek into what people have sent.

I have also made the database server public if anyone want's to read the code and learn how to make a "database server" to run other multiplayer projects like mine. (but better cuz my code sux)

I'm happy that I brought joy to many people with this project, I learned a lot of new things. Thank you for playing my game!

See you in the next one(?)

RoyChen6
RoyChen6
2 months ago

Screen Shot 2022-04-23 at 5.19.16 PMIt was going so normally for the first time but things changed at the end D,:

U23RN6M3
U23RN6M3
3 months ago

What is the name of your bar? amogsusincorporated

Plague Doctor walks into your bar and asks for A Rut Beer

You give the Plague Doctor deez nuts

The Plague Doctor takes the Deez Nuts and Why

Surprised you ask the Plague Doctor: they the bestseller today

The Plague Doctor replies: "failed abortion"

turfIy
turfIy
3 months ago

wowz

HazardYT
HazardYT
3 months ago

is the game messed up cuz it says theres a problem with the game

@Nyther

A-Coding-Doggo
A-Coding-Doggo
3 months ago

I found something out, If you type "kill him" it says "That's not nice :(" and makes you type another answer.

DIO-BRANDO-OVA
DIO-BRANDO-OVA
3 months ago

WRYYY IM IN HE GAME

prophintel
prophintel
3 months ago

u are cool

HazardYT
HazardYT
3 months ago

.

Classfied3D
Classfied3D
3 months ago

Behind me is a wall ;-;

amogussussyguy
amogussussyguy
3 months ago

i redacted the null

Null's POV -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
elif protagonist == "null": corruption = ["░","▒","▓","█"] original_text = """NULL walks into a NULL called NULL and ask for NULL

The NULL gives the NULL NULL The NULL takes the NULL and NULL Surprised the NULL asks the NULL: "NULL" The NULL replies: "NULL""""

clear() for line in original_text.split("\n"): sleep(2) print(line) sleep(5) print("\nDo you find this NULL?") input() sleep(3) print("\nN̸̳͂̏̈́̇͊̊̌̽̔̕͘Ư̷͈̖͒͆͛̅̀̆́̔̀̿Ḽ̵̨̢͖̝̟̠̪̱̩͈̗̣͉̖̊̾̓Ĺ̶͎͉̽̐̈́͗̿ͅͅ") sleep(2) text = original_text while text.count(corruption[-1]) != len(original_text.replace("\n","")): clear() for _ in range(5): while True: pick = rd.randint(0, len(text)-1) if text[pick] not in corruption and text[pick] not in ["\n"]: text = text[:pick] + corruption[0] + text[pick+1:] break elif text[pick] in corruption[:-1]: text = text[:pick] + corruption[corruption.index(text[pick])+1] + text[pick+1:] break elif text.count(corruption[-1]) == len(original_text.replace("\n","")): break print(text) if sounds: audio.play_tone(0.08, rd.randint(100,900), 0, volume = 0.1) sleep(0.01) cent = int(len(text)/2) text = text[:cent] + "B̵̧̼͈͎͙̬̥̹̀́͐͂̓̕Ȩ̷͕̯̰̟͐̓̓͒̾̀͜H̶̳̜͉̖̝͘İ̵͓͕̫̪̪̈́͋̓̓̓N̷̻̱͑̐̂̑̒Ḑ̶̧̪̘̼̹̗̞̅̓́̕͠ ̴̛̞͙͙̟͓̯̝̠̃̊̋̚Y̶̞̯̱̪̼̖͒̾̒̽͗͗̽̕Ọ̴̰̬̣͍̻̠͛̽͑͐́̓̆Ụ̶̘͇͍̜̓̔̾̆̔ͅ" + text[cent+10:] clear() print(text) sleep(0.5) if sounds: audio.play_file("door.wav", volume = 1) run = False
Classfied3D
Classfied3D
3 months ago

NULL

Toasterwithegg
Toasterwithegg
3 months ago

wow

78LeonMiller
78LeonMiller
3 months ago

its cool

Nyther
Nyther
shared an update3 months ago
Update 25/03/20Post
  • Added secret character Nyther to the visible character list
  • Added Null character
  • Started the implementation of sounds (WIP - disabled for now, fork it to test it)
CheeseTheRat
CheeseTheRat
3 months ago

Im sad that this isnt on trending anymore

HazardYT
HazardYT
3 months ago

.

HazardYT
HazardYT
3 months ago

image

CheeseTheRat
CheeseTheRat
3 months ago

In soviet russia, you dont exterminate rat. Rat exterminate you.

CheeseTheRat
CheeseTheRat
3 months ago

🗿

Bottom Text

FaizanRafiq
FaizanRafiq
3 months ago

nice edwin very nice

EDWIN0195839
EDWIN0195839
3 months ago

i just asked someone if they were my dad and their response was "im batman"

just like real life

HazardYT
HazardYT
3 months ago

image

AzzyOfficial
AzzyOfficial
3 months ago

Mine says it crashed... just checking to see if its a local issue

ChloeSmith17
ChloeSmith17
3 months ago

Who do you want to play as? [1] Bartender [2] Customer [3] Spectator

3

teen walks into a bar called the skunkmobile and ask the bartender for his sister The bartender gives the Teen A kiss The Teen takes the Kiss and kiss it Surprised the bartender asks the Teen: "what the fu" The Teen replies: "men" You break into laughter

[...]

AidenDavidDavid
AidenDavidDavid
3 months ago

image

RossGoldie
RossGoldie
3 months ago

the horse is called shaun

HyperHacker
HyperHacker
3 months ago

@Nyther
Hello, it is me, HyperAlternative, how did you make that database?

MadisonMyers5
MadisonMyers5
3 months ago

image

WeebWeebWeebWeebWeebWeeb

image

ElectroTriple
ElectroTriple
3 months ago

image So, is this place live, or is the "of course" from a random list?

AxolotlOxygen
AxolotlOxygen
3 months ago

i was a monkey who asked for a banana, chugged a beer, and replied to the bartender with random monkey noises

XtremeCqre
XtremeCqre
3 months ago
┌─────────────────────────┐ ┌─────────────────────────┐ │ - You Walk Into A Bar - │ │ :The Game: │ │ By: Nyther │ └─────────────────────────┘

There are currently: 6284 customer entries in the game. 6195 bartender entries in the game.

Who do you want to play as? [1] Bartender [2] Customer [3] Spectator

2

Who/What are you? auhr8ueawhfguewgewa You walk into a bar called Beers And Ice and ask the bartender for his mom The bartender gives you Death You take the Death and chuck it at his face Surprised the bartender asks you: "How?" You reply: cause ur dugwater

JacobHart2
JacobHart2
3 months ago

I threw battery acid out the window and punched the the bartender in the face

RGBcode11
RGBcode11
3 months ago

uuujuu

Vargskelethor
Vargskelethor
3 months ago

You walk into a bar. That really hurts!

RahulChoubey1
RahulChoubey1
3 months ago

What is the name of your bar? ded bodi A Bar walks into your bar and asks for Horse You give the Bar a horse that fell in a ditch and some medicine The Bar takes the Horse That Fell In Ditch And Some Medicine and Brak It On Your Head Surprised you ask the Bar: why if you wanted the horse? The Bar replies: "yes"

The audience breaks into laughter

skeletomason
skeletomason
3 months ago

a fish walks into a bar called the old man and ask the bartender for Swans The bartender gives the Fish a lick The Fish takes the Lick and die Surprised the bartender asks the Fish: "whattat" The Fish replies: "hohohoo" You break into laughter

springewater
springewater
3 months ago

dead jokes

c00kiE156
c00kiE156
3 months ago

image wow what

puddel
puddel
3 months ago

Who do you want to play as? [1] Bartender [2] Customer [3] Spectator

1

What is the name of your bar? deez A Lobseter walks into your bar and asks for A Drink You give the Lobseter deez The Lobseter takes the Deez and Bob Surprised you ask the Lobseter: deez? The Lobseter replies: "L bozo + ratio + your white"

The audience breaks into laughter

Tofu42
Tofu42
3 months ago

image does this count as vulgar?

Tofu42
Tofu42
3 months ago

image

Tofu42
Tofu42
3 months ago

image image

Spiderbatman1
Spiderbatman1
3 months ago

albert einstein walks into a bar called gayy clubb and ask the bartender for Wee The bartender gives the Albert Einstein Un Caallito The Albert Einstein takes the Un Caallito and throw it at the bartender Surprised the bartender asks the Albert Einstein: "are you ggay?" The Albert Einstein replies: "i fck it" You break into laughter

DIO-BRANDO-OVA
DIO-BRANDO-OVA
3 months ago

This game makes me Dio very happy. Yet again good work Nyther.

LunaTea
LunaTea
3 months ago

What is the name of your bar? funny bar Crab walks into your bar and asks for Women You give the Crab A fried apple The Crab takes the Fried Apple and Chug Surprised you ask the Crab: "hahaha" The Crab replies: "What milk?"

well then

reshno
reshno
3 months ago
> Surprised you ask the [2]: can u kiss me The [2] replies: "die"
wombocombo2007
wombocombo2007
3 months ago

War helicopter walks into a bar called femboy bar and ask the bartender for tea The bartender gives the War Helicopter head The War Helicopter takes the Head and chug it Surprised the bartender asks the War Helicopter: "You good" The War Helicopter replies: "you stink" You break into laughter

0-0

Alfaheimr
Alfaheimr
4 months ago

image

what just happened

KevinChen125
KevinChen125
4 months ago

Who do you want to play as? [1] Bartender [2] Customer [3] Spectator

2

Who/What are you? Biden You walk into a bar called Rat House and ask the bartender for 5000000000000 votes The bartender gives you Your Dad You take the Your Dad and kills my dad Surprised the bartender asks you: "what" You reply: bruh, I WANT 500000000000000 VOTES BY NOON

EekulDrailus
EekulDrailus
4 months ago

image life

KingLear1024
KingLear1024
4 months ago

This is 100% legit

Who/What are you? Nyther

You walk into a bar called Chandler and ask the bartender for the meaning of life

The bartender gives you A What Is Love

You take the What Is Love and says "why"

Surprised the bartender asks you: "why"

You reply: What the heck is happening here

The audience breaks into laughter

IRcodez
IRcodez
4 months ago

image

IRcodez
IRcodez
4 months ago

replit be like:

image

KingLear1024
KingLear1024
4 months ago

Who/What are you? 1921 customers

You walk into a bar called Dinkly Drinks and ask the bartender for 1921 whiskeys

The bartender gives you A Stick Of Dynamite With The Fuse Lit

You take the Stick Of Dynamite With The Fuse Lit and pour acid on it

Surprised the bartender asks you: "Hows the wife?!?"

You reply: which one

The audience breaks into laughter

DIO-BRANDO-OVA
DIO-BRANDO-OVA
4 months ago

For a muttering Joestar you made a nice game.Congrats.

TylerGrady1
TylerGrady1
4 months ago

poop is nice though

1337CuberII
1337CuberII
4 months ago

image

vvillem
vvillem
4 months ago

This is shlt

Staraptor
Staraptor
4 months ago

THE BEST GAME EVER

Staraptor
Staraptor
4 months ago

yo its ...

Staraptor
Staraptor
4 months ago

?

IsaacWA
IsaacWA
4 months ago

What is the name of your bar? the deppest darkest pits of helll

Chaos Tries walks into your bar and asks for His Mum

You give the Chaos Tries the middle finger

The Chaos Tries takes the Middle Finger and Head Off

Surprised you ask the Chaos Tries: give me my finger back

The Chaos Tries replies: "I want your son"

The audience breaks into laughter

[...]

CatStoop
CatStoop
4 months ago

yes sosisiiss

RahulChoubey1
RahulChoubey1
4 months ago
> Who/What are you? a box > You walk into a bar called Gkopf and ask the bartender for directions to a tape factory The bartender gives you Nutella Donut > You take the Nutella Donut and eat it Surprised the bartender asks you: "why the long face?" > You reply: wut *The audience breaks into laughter*
WyattStevensLA0827
WyattStevensLA0827
4 months ago

You give the Joe Mama! Nothing The Joe Mama! takes the Nothing and Drop Surprised you ask the Joe Mama!: there was nothing The Joe Mama! Replies: "yes"

JustaPlagueDoc
JustaPlagueDoc
4 months ago

Also, whoever reads this, and has a broken jaw, fractured cranium or no eyes, that was me. I'll stop my murderous rampage once i get my surgical bag

JustaPlagueDoc
JustaPlagueDoc
4 months ago

Also

@Nyther
you should make a code that prevents copy and paste, so that people cant use other fonts.

JustaPlagueDoc
JustaPlagueDoc
4 months ago

If you see something with a plague doctor or hydrochloric acid- that was me :)

Noooblorod
Noooblorod
4 months ago

dont put your bar name as Black ONLY

AngelRodrigue11
AngelRodrigue11
4 months ago

what kind of bar doesn't offer tequila?! -100/10, worst bar in town!

yourLocalPanGirl
yourLocalPanGirl
4 months ago

I just wanted to say, I dont think what i got was not right especially whats happening right now, it said "the men take water and say that you are Putin and want Ukraine."

MrSmiley01
MrSmiley01
4 months ago

Hello everyone, I work hard on my Python program but they barely get run. May I get some runs please if that's not much to ask for.

waterschootarne
waterschootarne
4 months ago

this is the most chaotic bar experience and i love it

XtremeCqre
XtremeCqre
4 months ago

image

DallinBowman
DallinBowman
4 months ago

image

Beecon713
Beecon713
4 months ago

image

funny

Tofu42
Tofu42
4 months ago

guys type in "nyther" when it asks want you want to play as

FlaminHotValdez
FlaminHotValdez
4 months ago

image

JustaPlagueDoc
JustaPlagueDoc
4 months ago

@Nyther
add these two to the "profanity" list 4k

RGBcode11
RGBcode11
4 months ago

i am not moo

CheeseTheRat
CheeseTheRat
4 months ago

If anyone sees fardpablo_xx69sus that was me (customer) And gas station sushi (bartender)

IroncladDev
IroncladDev
4 months ago

quite an interesting project :)

CheeseTheRat
CheeseTheRat
4 months ago

This game is my favorite ERP 100% 10/10

CheeseTheRat
CheeseTheRat
4 months ago

Top 3 on trending!

Mohul-Vidyasaga
Mohul-Vidyasaga
4 months ago

There are currently: 2358 customer entries in the game. 2394 bartender entries in the game.

Who do you want to play as? [1] Bartender [2] Customer [3] Spectator

2

Who/What are you? terrorist You walk into a bar called Your Mom and ask the bartender for your mom The bartender gives you A Moby Huge You take the Moby Huge and dickie small Surprised the bartender asks you: "you like nuts" You reply: i like children

The audience breaks into laughter

[...]

BRYANHOANG5
BRYANHOANG5
4 months ago

image

BRYANHOANG5
BRYANHOANG5
4 months ago

image

Classfied3D
Classfied3D
4 months ago

@Nyther
A nice feature could be like a report button... for example you could put the whole thing in a try-except block with KeyboardInterrupt in python, and then when someone presses ctrl+c then you get a notification on the server side where you could check from time to time and report the innappropiate content... that way it's a lot easier for people to report content as well as it is for you to remove the innappropiate content.

Classfied3D
Classfied3D
4 months ago

Screenshot 2022-03-11 at 14.34.12

coolcuber2244
coolcuber2244
4 months ago

Ever since I was 5 years old and my aapa taught me to snare ptarmigans by predicting how they behaved, I was hooked. I’d spent the past 12 years learning the languages of trapping and animal behavior, and I never shied away from all the backbreaking labor trapping entailed.

TaherJhalodwala
TaherJhalodwala
4 months ago

thanks for making this

Sazgr
Sazgr
4 months ago

image

do nothing B^)

Nyther
Nyther
4 months ago

I would like to say to everyone: Thanks for playing my game, I never though that in the span of a few days it would get this much attention and its all thanks to you guus who played it, shared it and helped fill the database. It was rly fun to learn about new things such as Requests and Flask during the making of this. I will keep working on it and try to bring new things for a while. Thanks everybody for this amazing experience :)