Man walks into a bar nds asks for a virgin You give the man himself in a cup.Te man takes it you surprised as the man: why did you tske your virginty? The man replies: wait whaaaa

o7 this game was awesome. i miss it.

Woman walks into your bar and asks for Pie

You give the Woman a minor The Woman takes the Minor and Pie Surprised you ask the Woman: why would u kidnap a child The Woman replies: "what"

peak comedy

It was going so normally for the first time but things changed at the end D,:

What is the name of your bar? amogsusincorporated

Plague Doctor walks into your bar and asks for A Rut Beer

You give the Plague Doctor deez nuts

The Plague Doctor takes the Deez Nuts and Why

Surprised you ask the Plague Doctor: they the bestseller today

The Plague Doctor replies: "failed abortion"

wowz

is the game messed up cuz it says theres a problem with the game

I found something out, If you type "kill him" it says "That's not nice :(" and makes you type another answer.

WRYYY IM IN HE GAME

u are cool

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Behind me is a wall ;-;

i redacted the null

elif protagonist == "null":
	corruption = ["░","▒","▓","█"]
	original_text = """NULL walks into a NULL called NULL and ask for NULL

The NULL gives the NULL NULL The NULL takes the NULL and NULL Surprised the NULL asks the NULL: "NULL" The NULL replies: "NULL""""

clear()
	for line in original_text.split("\n"):
		sleep(2)
		print(line)

	sleep(5)
	print("\nDo you find this NULL?")
	input()
	sleep(3)
	print("\nN̸̳͂̏̈́̇͊̊̌̽̔̕͘Ư̷͈̖͒͆͛̅̀̆́̔̀̿Ḽ̵̨̢͖̝̟̠̪̱̩͈̗̣͉̖̊̾̓Ĺ̶͎͉̽̐̈́͗̿ͅͅ")
	sleep(2)
	
	text = original_text
	while text.count(corruption[-1]) != len(original_text.replace("\n","")):
		clear()
		for _ in range(5):
			while True:
				pick = rd.randint(0, len(text)-1)
				if text[pick] not in corruption and text[pick] not in ["\n"]:
					text = text[:pick] + corruption[0] + text[pick+1:]
					break
				elif text[pick] in corruption[:-1]:
					text = text[:pick] + corruption[corruption.index(text[pick])+1] + text[pick+1:]
					break
				elif text.count(corruption[-1]) == len(original_text.replace("\n","")):
					break
					
		print(text)
		if sounds: audio.play_tone(0.08, rd.randint(100,900), 0, volume = 0.1)
		sleep(0.01)
		
	cent = int(len(text)/2)
	text = text[:cent] + "B̵̧̼͈͎͙̬̥̹̀́͐͂̓̕Ȩ̷͕̯̰̟͐̓̓͒̾̀͜H̶̳̜͉̖̝͘İ̵͓͕̫̪̪̈́͋̓̓̓N̷̻̱͑̐̂̑̒Ḑ̶̧̪̘̼̹̗̞̅̓́̕͠ ̴̛̞͙͙̟͓̯̝̠̃̊̋̚Y̶̞̯̱̪̼̖͒̾̒̽͗͗̽̕Ọ̴̰̬̣͍̻̠͛̽͑͐́̓̆Ụ̶̘͇͍̜̓̔̾̆̔ͅ" + text[cent+10:]
	clear()
	print(text)
	sleep(0.5)
	if sounds: audio.play_file("door.wav", volume = 1)
	run = False

NULL

wow

its cool

Im sad that this isnt on trending anymore

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In soviet russia, you dont exterminate rat. Rat exterminate you.

🗿

Bottom Text

nice edwin very nice

i just asked someone if they were my dad and their response was "im batman"

just like real life

Mine says it crashed... just checking to see if its a local issue

Who do you want to play as? [1] Bartender [2] Customer [3] Spectator

3

teen walks into a bar called the skunkmobile and ask the bartender for his sister The bartender gives the Teen A kiss The Teen takes the Kiss and kiss it Surprised the bartender asks the Teen: "what the fu" The Teen replies: "men" You break into laughter

[...]

the horse is called shaun

So, is this place live, or is the "of course" from a random list?

i was a monkey who asked for a banana, chugged a beer, and replied to the bartender with random monkey noises

┌─────────────────────────┐
    ┌─────────────────────────┐
    │ - You Walk Into A Bar - │
    │        :The Game:       │
    │        By: Nyther       │
    └─────────────────────────┘

There are currently: 6284 customer entries in the game. 6195 bartender entries in the game.

Who do you want to play as? [1] Bartender [2] Customer [3] Spectator

2

Who/What are you? auhr8ueawhfguewgewa You walk into a bar called Beers And Ice and ask the bartender for his mom The bartender gives you Death You take the Death and chuck it at his face Surprised the bartender asks you: "How?" You reply: cause ur dugwater

I threw battery acid out the window and punched the the bartender in the face

uuujuu

You walk into a bar. That really hurts!

What is the name of your bar? ded bodi A Bar walks into your bar and asks for Horse You give the Bar a horse that fell in a ditch and some medicine The Bar takes the Horse That Fell In Ditch And Some Medicine and Brak It On Your Head Surprised you ask the Bar: why if you wanted the horse? The Bar replies: "yes"

The audience breaks into laughter

a fish walks into a bar called the old man and ask the bartender for Swans The bartender gives the Fish a lick The Fish takes the Lick and die Surprised the bartender asks the Fish: "whattat" The Fish replies: "hohohoo" You break into laughter

dead jokes

wow what

Who do you want to play as? [1] Bartender [2] Customer [3] Spectator

1

What is the name of your bar? deez A Lobseter walks into your bar and asks for A Drink You give the Lobseter deez The Lobseter takes the Deez and Bob Surprised you ask the Lobseter: deez? The Lobseter replies: "L bozo + ratio + your white"

The audience breaks into laughter

does this count as vulgar?

albert einstein walks into a bar called gayy clubb and ask the bartender for Wee The bartender gives the Albert Einstein Un Caallito The Albert Einstein takes the Un Caallito and throw it at the bartender Surprised the bartender asks the Albert Einstein: "are you ggay?" The Albert Einstein replies: "i fck it" You break into laughter

This game makes me Dio very happy. Yet again good work Nyther.

What is the name of your bar? funny bar Crab walks into your bar and asks for Women You give the Crab A fried apple The Crab takes the Fried Apple and Chug Surprised you ask the Crab: "hahaha" The Crab replies: "What milk?"

well then

> Surprised you ask the [2]: can u kiss me
The [2] replies: "die"

War helicopter walks into a bar called femboy bar and ask the bartender for tea The bartender gives the War Helicopter head The War Helicopter takes the Head and chug it Surprised the bartender asks the War Helicopter: "You good" The War Helicopter replies: "you stink" You break into laughter

0-0

what just happened

Who do you want to play as? [1] Bartender [2] Customer [3] Spectator

2

Who/What are you? Biden You walk into a bar called Rat House and ask the bartender for 5000000000000 votes The bartender gives you Your Dad You take the Your Dad and kills my dad Surprised the bartender asks you: "what" You reply: bruh, I WANT 500000000000000 VOTES BY NOON

life

This is 100% legit

Who/What are you? Nyther

You walk into a bar called Chandler and ask the bartender for the meaning of life

The bartender gives you A What Is Love

You take the What Is Love and says "why"

Surprised the bartender asks you: "why"

You reply: What the heck is happening here

The audience breaks into laughter

replit be like:

Who/What are you? 1921 customers

You walk into a bar called Dinkly Drinks and ask the bartender for 1921 whiskeys

The bartender gives you A Stick Of Dynamite With The Fuse Lit

You take the Stick Of Dynamite With The Fuse Lit and pour acid on it

Surprised the bartender asks you: "Hows the wife?!?"

You reply: which one

The audience breaks into laughter

For a muttering Joestar you made a nice game.Congrats.

poop is nice though

This is shlt

THE BEST GAME EVER

yo its ...

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What is the name of your bar? the deppest darkest pits of helll

Chaos Tries walks into your bar and asks for His Mum

You give the Chaos Tries the middle finger

The Chaos Tries takes the Middle Finger and Head Off

Surprised you ask the Chaos Tries: give me my finger back

The Chaos Tries replies: "I want your son"

The audience breaks into laughter

[...]

yes sosisiiss

> Who/What are you? a box
> You walk into a bar called Gkopf and ask the bartender for directions to a tape factory
The bartender gives you Nutella Donut
> You take the Nutella Donut and eat it
Surprised the bartender asks you: "why the long face?"
> You reply: wut

*The audience breaks into laughter*

You give the Joe Mama! Nothing The Joe Mama! takes the Nothing and Drop Surprised you ask the Joe Mama!: there was nothing The Joe Mama! Replies: "yes"

Also, whoever reads this, and has a broken jaw, fractured cranium or no eyes, that was me. I'll stop my murderous rampage once i get my surgical bag

Also

If you see something with a plague doctor or hydrochloric acid- that was me :)

dont put your bar name as Black ONLY

what kind of bar doesn't offer tequila?! -100/10, worst bar in town!

I just wanted to say, I dont think what i got was not right especially whats happening right now, it said "the men take water and say that you are Putin and want Ukraine."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsPwQVnlDg0

Hello everyone, I work hard on my Python program but they barely get run. May I get some runs please if that's not much to ask for.

this is the most chaotic bar experience and i love it

funny

guys type in "nyther" when it asks want you want to play as

i am not moo

If anyone sees fardpablo_xx69sus that was me (customer) And gas station sushi (bartender)

quite an interesting project :)

This game is my favorite ERP 100% 10/10

Top 3 on trending!

There are currently: 2358 customer entries in the game. 2394 bartender entries in the game.

Who do you want to play as? [1] Bartender [2] Customer [3] Spectator

2

Who/What are you? terrorist You walk into a bar called Your Mom and ask the bartender for your mom The bartender gives you A Moby Huge You take the Moby Huge and dickie small Surprised the bartender asks you: "you like nuts" You reply: i like children

The audience breaks into laughter

[...]

Ever since I was 5 years old and my aapa taught me to snare ptarmigans by predicting how they behaved, I was hooked. I’d spent the past 12 years learning the languages of trapping and animal behavior, and I never shied away from all the backbreaking labor trapping entailed.

thanks for making this

do nothing B^)

I would like to say to everyone: Thanks for playing my game, I never though that in the span of a few days it would get this much attention and its all thanks to you guus who played it, shared it and helped fill the database. It was rly fun to learn about new things such as Requests and Flask during the making of this. I will keep working on it and try to bring new things for a while. Thanks everybody for this amazing experience :)